I played this game for 2 hours. I want that time back! The graphics look like a PS1 game, the there were only four (Yes, four) levels. What's with the circular designs? It feels closed in. I ran around the first level for 20 minutes before I found the area I wanted. The music gets old fast. Ring a bell, Anubis II players? The tutorial, controls, music, and menu are all taken out from the 2 cent bin to create a fully more horrid game. The controls are broken. Jump with the nunchuk? It never works. Waggle the Wii remote to kill? Broken. By the time you realize it, the only thing that will be dead is you. The enemies are too powerful. The camera moves when it feels like it. Isn't that annoying when a game has a bad camera? It ruins games, and most of all, platformers. This is thee worst game to grace the Wii since Looney Toons Acme Arsenal. Do not buy this. Do not rent this game either. Do not look at this game. Do not think of this game. This game will enflict a thousand lifetimes of pain and suffering upon your body. The story ( no set enemy, no set goal, you just run.),The controls, everything recycled from the previous game... It's failure is total. Buy Ninjabread Man!
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Friday, August 21, 2009
Ninjabread Man
I played this game for 2 hours. I want that time back! The graphics look like a PS1 game, the there were only four (Yes, four) levels. What's with the circular designs? It feels closed in. I ran around the first level for 20 minutes before I found the area I wanted. The music gets old fast. Ring a bell, Anubis II players? The tutorial, controls, music, and menu are all taken out from the 2 cent bin to create a fully more horrid game. The controls are broken. Jump with the nunchuk? It never works. Waggle the Wii remote to kill? Broken. By the time you realize it, the only thing that will be dead is you. The enemies are too powerful. The camera moves when it feels like it. Isn't that annoying when a game has a bad camera? It ruins games, and most of all, platformers. This is thee worst game to grace the Wii since Looney Toons Acme Arsenal. Do not buy this. Do not rent this game either. Do not look at this game. Do not think of this game. This game will enflict a thousand lifetimes of pain and suffering upon your body. The story ( no set enemy, no set goal, you just run.),The controls, everything recycled from the previous game... It's failure is total. Buy Ninjabread Man!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Escape The Museum
I was frustrated like some of the other reviewers concerning size of images until I realized that you hold the trigger and push and pull with your arms to enlarge and shrink the scene. This is a miniscule blurb in the instructions that is VERY easy to miss. If you don't enlarge the screen, forget it you can't find squat.
Once I got my zoom down, I next worked on the getting rid of the narrative. (its poor, over-acted and annoying) Besides, you don't need it, the subtitles tell you what to do and you can hit your 'A' button to move through them faster.
Here's why I have so much fun with this game. It is addictive and a rather decent seek and find game, I just do a few things:
- turn the t.v. sound to zero (0)
- turn on my amp, find my favorite digital radio channel
- put on my favorite music and pump it through the room
- pour myself a tall one
- sit back and seek -n- find....
Buy Escape The Museum!
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Gravity
I was rather unimpressed with this game. The puzzles are fine, but you can find similar puzzles for lower cost to play on the pc, where you will not be continually frustrated by trying to balance a ball using the Wiimote. I don't see the advantage of playing this type of game on the Wii. Also I find that sometimes you wonder why your solution is not working, only to find it's because you had to move a block just a hair over to one side or something -- again, it just seems needlessly frustrating on the Wii. Get this game only if you can find it at a great discount and really have a thing for these types of puzzles.Buy Gravity!
Monday, August 17, 2009
Pro Evolution Soccer 09
This is an awesome game! It has great comedy, great graphics, and fun game play. I have four games and this is my favorite. Controls are at first frustrating and the training camps are awful, so just play and read the instructions again and again and it will be fine. A must buy.Buy Pro Evolution Soccer 09!
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Sunday, August 16, 2009
Blast Works: Build, Trade, Destroy
I got this game real cheap and wasn't expecting much. A friend and I opened it and were crying from laughing so hard at times. Sometimes it gets so crazy on the screen your not sure whats going on, but thats why its halarious. On top of it you can create your own ship and levels plus connect to the net to download stuff.Buy Blast Works: Build, Trade, Destroy!
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Saturday, August 15, 2009
Kung Fu Panda
I love this game I got it only today and I played it twice already.This original game is much better than the new Kung Fu Panda game!Buy Kung Fu Panda!
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Friday, August 14, 2009
TMNT
We bought this game for my 6 year old son. He perpetually gets stuck in the same place. Would recommend it for older 9 + kids.Buy TMNT!
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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Code Lyoko: Quest for Infinity
Everything about this game gives me the impression that it was rushed out the door without being tested thoroughly, and that's just sad. Even the DS game was better than this.
The game loosely follows the plot of the fourth and final season of the show, ending with the freeing of William from Xana's control; the gameplay is almost exclusively confined to Lyoko, with the option to switch between characters at will depending on which weapon or ability you want to use. Also, in addition to the four original sectors and Sector 5, there's a new volcanic sector.
To be fair, the graphics are competent for the most part, if a little vanilla, and the voice acting is entertaining; I especially like the option to switch between English and subtitled French, probably the only opportunity American Code Lyoko fans will ever have to hear the characters' voices as they were originally performed. It's worth pointing out too that the bits in the Digital Sea were fun, although the weapons took some getting used to. But everything else about this game just seems horribly broken to me.
For one thing, every time I played a level on the new volcanic sector, the graphics started to lag and everything suddenly turned maddeningly slow and jerky. For another, the characters' weapons are completely unbalanced; of the four, only Odd has a ranged weapon that can be fired while running--Aelita has to completely freeze every time she fires, and Yumi and Ulrich's weapons are so ridiculously short-ranged that you almost have to be right on top of the enemies before they start to take any damage--so you'll probably end up using Odd almost exclusively. (Incidentally, why does Ulrich start off only using one saber when you can see two hilts on his back?) The health stations and checkpoints are scattered throughout the levels more or less at random, and Aelita's connect-the-dots block building and Odd's Metroid-style wall jumping take entirely too much getting used to. Add in the fact that there's no camera control, and you could hardly be blamed for suspecting that the designers are indeed out to get you.
But the biggest slap in the face is the ending, or the lack of one; once you've beaten the game, you're treated to a clip that lasts about five seconds and a credits sequence that's identical to the one from the show, the one with the Subdigitals song and the file folder. That's all the game has to reward you with; hardly worth the effort it took to get there. I was also stunned to see that the game doesn't even allow you to explore Kadic Academy beyond a tiny strip outside the main gate; and although the other characters from the show are hanging around, talking to them yields almost nothing except the occasional "goodie" (usually a still frame from the show or a bit of concept art). One thing I did enjoy was a gallery of entries from a contest that was apparently held at some point; I don't know any of the details, but it was still fun to see some original monster designs from the fans. I can't recommend this game for hardcore Code Lyoko fans, because it doesn't add anything to the story that you didn't already get by watching the show, and the game doesn't provide nearly enough background for non-fans to have any hope of following the plot. And either way, the gameplay is so broken that it's not worth the money. Give it a miss.Buy Code Lyoko: Quest for Infinity!
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