I played this game for 2 hours. I want that time back! The graphics look like a PS1 game, the there were only four (Yes, four) levels. What's with the circular designs? It feels closed in. I ran around the first level for 20 minutes before I found the area I wanted. The music gets old fast. Ring a bell, Anubis II players? The tutorial, controls, music, and menu are all taken out from the 2 cent bin to create a fully more horrid game. The controls are broken. Jump with the nunchuk? It never works. Waggle the Wii remote to kill? Broken. By the time you realize it, the only thing that will be dead is you. The enemies are too powerful. The camera moves when it feels like it. Isn't that annoying when a game has a bad camera? It ruins games, and most of all, platformers. This is thee worst game to grace the Wii since Looney Toons Acme Arsenal. Do not buy this. Do not rent this game either. Do not look at this game. Do not think of this game. This game will enflict a thousand lifetimes of pain and suffering upon your body. The story ( no set enemy, no set goal, you just run.),The controls, everything recycled from the previous game... It's failure is total. Buy Ninjabread Man!
Friday, August 21, 2009
Ninjabread Man
I played this game for 2 hours. I want that time back! The graphics look like a PS1 game, the there were only four (Yes, four) levels. What's with the circular designs? It feels closed in. I ran around the first level for 20 minutes before I found the area I wanted. The music gets old fast. Ring a bell, Anubis II players? The tutorial, controls, music, and menu are all taken out from the 2 cent bin to create a fully more horrid game. The controls are broken. Jump with the nunchuk? It never works. Waggle the Wii remote to kill? Broken. By the time you realize it, the only thing that will be dead is you. The enemies are too powerful. The camera moves when it feels like it. Isn't that annoying when a game has a bad camera? It ruins games, and most of all, platformers. This is thee worst game to grace the Wii since Looney Toons Acme Arsenal. Do not buy this. Do not rent this game either. Do not look at this game. Do not think of this game. This game will enflict a thousand lifetimes of pain and suffering upon your body. The story ( no set enemy, no set goal, you just run.),The controls, everything recycled from the previous game... It's failure is total. Buy Ninjabread Man!
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